- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
- You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
- Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
- I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
- Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
- I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
- Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
- "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
- Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
- Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
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